Two sentence horror story: You come home from a long day at school. You log on your computer to find that your internet is down.
TTTTTTHHHEEEEYYYY AAARRREEEEE BOOOOTTTTHHHH WWOOOOOMMMMMEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN THEY ARE LE S BI ANS
jesus christ i swear im gonna edit some cleavage on the knight since that seems to be the only thing that would convince some people otherwise
Me: sees attractive guy at work
Me: drops thing I was holding
Him: doesn’t notice me
Me: ayyyy smooth
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .
They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I’m not fucking 7 anymore. I am a grown man. All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it.
OH MY LORD ITS CAPRI SUN FOR ADULTS
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